The word HOUSEWORK in a Women's and Man's Dictionary

The inspiration for this post came from my experience of opinions about housework in my house.  Here is Phil and My differences....

'I am tired but the housework needs to be done'

'I am tired, housework what housework?'






'I know Phil hates doing housework like I do'

'Vic Loves doing the housework whereas I hate it'








'The washing up needs doing, I may as well do it all'






'The washing up needs doing however I just need a cup of tea so I will wash a cup'









'Washed up consists of washing up, putting any dry dishes away,cleaning the sides, tidying up anything left out, brush and mop if needed'

'Washing up consists of erm washing up and soaking anything that won't fit on the drainer'

'I wash up and do not announce it'

'I've washed up I expect a round of applause'

 
I could go on, don't get me started on the bathrooms.....


Is your other half like mine?
Or the opposite, if yes has he been on a course?